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"A brute kills for pleasure.  A fool kills from hate." - Heinlein
"A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs." - Heinlein
"A government supported artist is an incompetent whore." - Heinlein
"A motion to adjourn is always in order." -- Heinlein
"A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes." - Heinlein
"Admiral Heinlein doesn't let the Soviets build spacecraft."
"All cats are *not* grey at night.  Endless variety..." - Heinlein
"All men are created unequal." -- Heinlein
"All's fair in love And war.  What A Contemptible Lie!" - Heinlein
"Always cut the cards." -- Heinlein
"Always store beer in a dark place." -- Heinlein
"Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not."
"An armed man is a citizen.  An unarmed man is a subject." - Heinlein
"An armed society is a polite society." - Heinlein
"Any priest must be presumed guilty until proved innocent." - RAH
"Avoid making irrevocable decisions while hungry." -- Heinlein
"Beware of altruism.  It is based on self-deception," - Heinlein
"Blame not on stupidity what is best explained by ignorance."
"Budget the luxuries *first*!" -- Heinlein
"Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse." -- Heinlein
"Certainly the game is rigged." -- Heinlein
"Civil servant is semantically equal to civil master." - Heinlein
"Committee: A life form with 6 or more legs and no brain." - Heinlein
"Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions" RAH
"Courage is the complement of fear." - Heinlein
"Courtesy is the lubricant of social interaction." -- Heinlein
"Don't try to have the last word. You might get it." -- Heinlein
"Elephant:  A mouse built to government specifications." - Heinlein
"Everything in excess!  Moderation is for monks!" -- Heinlein
"Experts tell you what can't be done and why." -- Heinlein
"Good research is *always* profitable." -- Heinlein
"I believe in an individual's freedom to be happy." -- Heinlein
"If it can't be expressed in figures it is not science." - Heinlein
"If you don't like yourself, you can't like other people." - Heinlein
"If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat." - Heinlein
"In handling a stinging insect, move very slowly." - Heinlein
"It is better to copulate then never." - Heinlein
"Kissing girls is a goodness.  It beats hell out of card games."
"Liberal should be a 4-letter word." -- Heinlein
"Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse." -- Heinlein
"Majority Rule can be the worst tyranny of all." -- Heinlein
"Man must reach for the stars, else he will wither and die."
"Men are more sentimental than women.  It blurs our thinking."
"Most `scientists' are bottle washers and button sorters." - Heinlein
"Natural laws have no pity." -- Heinlein
"Never frighten a little man.  He'll kill you." - Heinlein
"Never insult someone by accident." -- Heinlein
"Never try to outstubborn a cat." -- Heinlein
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." -- Heinlein
"No man is an island, but I've met some peninsulas..." - Heinlein
"Nothing is so simple the government can't screw it up!" - Heinlein
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." -- Heinlein
"Only a fool tells the bald truth on social occasions." - Heinlein
"Profesionals are predictable, amateurs are dangerous.!" - Heinlein
"Rub her feet." -- Heinlein
"Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny." -- Heinlein
"Sex should be friendly." -- Heinlein
"Sex without love is merely healthy exercise." -- Heinlein
"Some people talk better when they breathe vacuum." -- Heinlein
"Stupidity is generally it's own punishment." -- Heinlein
"Stupidity is the only universal capital crime." -- Heinlein
"Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting." -- Heinlein
"The best applause is money."  -- Heinlein
"The greatest productive force is human selfishness" -- Heinlein
"The Laws of Nature have no pity." -- Heinlein
"The more impediments to legislation, the better." -- Heinlein
"The power to tax, once conceded, has no limits." -- Heinlein
"There is no such thing as "just a cat"." -- Heinlein
"Those who ignore history have no future." -- Heinlein
"Tilting at windmills hurts you more than the windmillls." - Heinlein
"Valentine Michael Smith was as real as taxes." -- Heinlein
"Virginity is not hereditary..." -- Heinlein
"Wait... Sex isn't "merely" anything." -- Heinlein
"When the fox gnaws, smile!" -- Heinlein
"Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again."
"You can have peace or you can have freedom." -- Heinlein
"Your right to punch me ends just short of my nose!" -- Heinlein
... A motion to adjourn is always in order.
... A peaceful man is a contradiction in terms.
... A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. (shortened)
... All men are created unequal.
... Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.
... It is better to copulate than never.
... Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.
... Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
... One man's theology is another's belly laugh.
... Rub her feet.
... Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
... You live and learn. Or you don't live long.
Choking on *another* Xanth novel?  Apply the Heinlein Maneuver!
Ever notice how many taglines originated from Robert Heinlein?
Happy birthday, Lazarus Long.  Many happy returns.
Heinlein's alive and still writing in a parallel time line.
Lazarus Long:  The greatest lover of all time!
Robert Anson Heinlein, RIP.  Your name is remembered.